“Toxicity” hits different at a wedding.
This my people
― Liv & Ingmar (2012)
“…and that’s a good lesson to learn in life. Let go.”
“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work. I was relaxed about it at first. He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’ But then she got pregnant. Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life. Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog. Anyone is free to stop by at anytime. You can eat or drink whatever you want. All the young people in the neighborhood love me. I’m the oldest person in our friend group. Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties. They call me Queen Mama. I call them my adopted kids. I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews. I only ask one thing in return. Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea. Just so I can stay up to date. Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up. We were out until 2 AM last night.”
(Amsterdam, The Netherlands)
please for the love of god turn ur sound on
*boston accent* “It takes a pet like NO PRABLEM! Nat afraid at alll, Thats a great cat right there..”
“Hands down, confidently after 26 years on the internet, this is the best thing I have ever found.”
(Source)
coming of age checklist:
✔️get gay and/or trans
✔️ realize the “shitty” music you listened to as a preteen is good, actually
✔️unlearn gov propaganda
✔️ think a lot bout starting an lgbt subsistence based commune with friends
How you gon let a nigga with no job work yo nerves?
☝☝☝☝☝☝☝
How you gon let a nigga with no phone call you a hoe?
How you gon let a nigga with no values determine yours?
^^^yassss
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
The Bible.
How you gon let a nigga with no shoes run game?
How you gon let a nigga wit no remote control your life?
How you gon let a nigga with no goals try to score?
straight out of a td jake message.
Jesus! Pass the collection plate, please.
How you gon let a nigga with no game play you?
how you gon let a nigga with no drive steer you wrong?
I like that one ^^^
How y'all this corny?
How you gon let a nigga with no clothes wear you out?
this is so fucking corny but i live
How you let a nigga with no value, devalue you
How you let a childish nigga get you pregnant?
how you gonna let a nigga with no watch waste your time?
How you gon let a nigga that can’t cook, beat yo meat?
lmao bruh ^ i dont think thats… carry on
The last one dead💀💀💀
Plot twist ctfu
I LITERALLY CHOKED AT THE CLOTHEES ONE OMG LMFAOOOO!!!
Im dead. That took a turn😂😂😂
I wasn’t gon revolt this but…😬😂🙈
How you gone let a fake nigga tell you you’re worth?
Today we gay for the ones who dared to gay before us so we could gay right now
I've never seen this before and it makes me really happy!
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